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Economy Demotivational Poster


THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).

TAGS: vader star wars economy poor broke
Rating: 3.44/5

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zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am, #242526
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!

KEEP U.S. $$$ IN THE U.S.A.!! - Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can't fix stupid.

TAGS: foreign car economy fix stupid
Rating: 4.58/5

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calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:48 pm, #227676
*USA* not 'use'
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:47 pm, #227675
You are correct and their are a lot of american car company's cars that are not made in the use the new Dodge Dart coming out in 2013 is actually a Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:20 pm, #227668
I had a hyandai. It was made in a factory right here in the U.S.A.There's alot of vehicles that people think are made outside the country that really aren't.
calvin5040 - January 13, 2012, 8:05 pm, #227563
The money still doesn't stay in the U.S. no matter where it's made.The only money that stays in the U.S. is the pay check of the people that make and sell them almost all the parts on the car are foreign made in factories out of the U.S. not US factories.
bobby37066 - January 13, 2012, 12:43 am, #227532
actually this particular model is made just outside of Montgomery, AL
cowboyknowhow - January 11, 2012, 5:59 pm, #227486
If the vehicle is bought used, then all of the money stays in the U.S. also, if financed the bank keeps the money though, some of the original amount does go to Korea.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am, #227424
other then the people's paycheck the money from the sale does not stay in the U.S.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:20 am, #227422
UM, this car is Korean and is made in the Sohari Plant in Gwangmyeong, South Korea. Not the us.
Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:10 am, #227420
Since most foreign auto plants are in areas like Canton, MS where jobs are really needed, I lose little sleep over buying one.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:35 am, #227415
Futs, I didn't realize that my old laptop (not used in months) was still signed in under my old Motifake ID. Sorry 'bout that!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2012, 1:32 am, #227414
True, they are a**embled here, but it's still a foreign owned company and I'd be willing to bet that a good percentage of the parts are also made elsewhere and imported
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:45 pm, #227404
I don't get it. Hyundai's are made in the US, so what's the problem here?


TAGS: bush obama president economy
Rating: 3.31/5

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926010 - March 18, 2010, 2:06 pm, #165479
YOU GO Dub-ya
Sean - November 22, 2009, 6:52 pm, #138901
I love Daro's logic because it suggests the following: Daro - religion = rapist/murdered/jaywalker. I mean, is your religion the only thing that's holding you back from all the crimes you want to commit?
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:01 pm, #138832
Hey, Daro, millions of Atheists also have a moral code they follow on a daily basis, they just don't feel the need to believe in Jewish fairy-tales to do so.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:37 pm, #122223
Oh. Religious. Forgot that one. "Religious" means that I have a moral code that I do my best to follow on a daily basis.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:31 pm, #122222
and an idiot (read: not willing to compromise when the opposing side is trying to run you in the opposite direction and into the ground).
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm, #122221
Actually, ILB, it's starting quickly. Nothing wrong with being backward (read: traditional or having common sense), unenlightened (read: "I don't have to listen to idiots, idiot."), greedy (read: capitalistic), small-minded (read: NOT a lying hypocrite),
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:26 am, #116525
Sure, keep blaming him for the problems. Hey wait a minute. ILB, you are too close to the Liberal party line. Robert Gibbs, is that you?
ILB - September 9, 2009, 4:22 am, #116171
Its starting a little slow, due to the backward, unenlightened, greedy, religious, small minded, idiots out there. But still a hell of a lot better than 8 years of you, sir. :)
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 10:23 pm, #108888
5 lions, CR. Concise and to the point.

2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.

TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.47/5

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm, #102043
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm, #82956
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right b****.


SORRY - Because of the economy Life can't just go around and give out lemons anymore. $4.12 a lemon

TAGS: lemon life economy sorry
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - May 5, 2010, 11:39 am, #174720


TAGS: economy gypsy
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:11 am, #238889
I will make sure to do that and thank you for the compliment. : )
caveman - September 4, 2012, 4:30 am, #238886
These are some good posters that you are making, come over to the forums to introduce yourself

ECONOMICAL SOLUTIONS - Every complex problem has an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.

TAGS: economy cars
Rating: 4.74/5

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GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 9:58 pm, #192338
keep it up feasibly, you've sent some real gems through lately. 5L
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 9:51 pm, #192334

FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - They just don't know it yet.

TAGS: recession students economy jobs
Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2011, 7:50 pm, #226711

lolz. couple of squeegy kids in there as well i think.

WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!

THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”

GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.

TAGS: economy occupy hippies greatest generation
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am, #244717
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am, #244714
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm, #244672
Boy that's no lie




TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.

ECONOMY - When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns –or dollars. Take your choice, there is no other and your time is running out.

BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!

CHANGE - Not always a good thing

TAGS: obama wall street stock market economy change
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am, #99990
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm, #86030
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm, #86012
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm, #84890
What is that graph supposed to represent?



World Economy Improving -

TAGS: economy improving tear gas pepper spary world
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 2:20 am, #247631
"ISM News Channel" ~ too funny. 5L

ECONOMY FAILURE... - ...at least he still has his wallet... just in case.

DREAMS - Give up now. With this economy you will never achieve them.

TAGS: dreams quitting economy achievement
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:48 pm, #234533
Saves on a lot of disappointment doesn't did.
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:41 am, #234509
I don't have to give up. I never started.


TAGS: in this economy
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:21 pm, #234259
Sorry double post but it holds true for both ;)
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm, #234258
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm, #234257
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.

VOTE - You get what you ask for. Idiots.

TAGS: obama vote economy
Rating: 2.76/5

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coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 4:02 pm, #221008
No point in getting mad at something that hasn't been commented on in over a year. Create a poster on politifake. Happy faking, friend!
ISeeRedPeople - July 5, 2011, 3:43 pm, #221006
No,Bush did it. Dumbass!
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 11:03 pm, #171615
More cowbell, less politics! Politifake.org is right down the hallway... please keep the political talk there. Thank you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 11:00 pm, #171614
NO POLITICS...bad shiny...BAD!
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:54 pm, #171613
hell, obama was elected because the economy was tanking and people wanted to try a different approach.
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 1:58 pm, #168108
It was 8 years of republicans who did a part of it. The rest was done by capitalism and the greed for money.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:21 am, #149622
Funny. I thought the economy was **** BEFORE he was in office? When BUSH was in office? d*** republicans.
TTD - June 7, 2009, 5:27 pm, #85106
...but ultimately it is the nature of the free market elite that has steadily been f***ing up harder and harder until the whole thing f***ed the every day man in the anus. Great motifake though!
TTD - June 7, 2009, 5:26 pm, #85105
No Mr President, you did not! Freedom rapists ra**d the f*** out of the worlds economy and then **** really went south,if there is anyone who believes that Obama is responsible for the world recession they are f***ing retarded.His lame ideas don't help...

THE RECESSION - Its hit them too

TAGS: santa economy
Rating: 2.4/5

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Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:16 pm, #147414
Agro! Not Argo! That's another story.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:14 pm, #147413
Argo-Santa and Rudolph the Red-eyed-reindeer! The Xmas spirit seems to be evaporating

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.

TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am, #193045
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.

Same, Same But Different -

TAGS: china usa economy baby ***
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:26 am, #255480
Thanks all for the nice comments. LMAO Miss Priss. :)
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 12:22 am, #255478
5Ls to poster and comment. Ever poster should have a dynamic duo like this.
MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 12:19 am, #255477
Actually, a very small 5L village of Pe Nas nestled deep in the valley of Vachina.


God Bless The Economy -

TAGS: unemployed poor economy government aide nothing
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am, #249284
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am, #249283
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm, #249282
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm, #249281
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm, #249280
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm, #249279
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am, #249277
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.



JOB SECURITY - Just be grateful it hasn't been outsourced.

ECONOMY SUCKS - Poor Thing She can't even afford to buy moth balls

TAGS: economy redhead
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - September 29, 2010, 8:35 pm, #196041

look like any bites
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 7:47 pm, #196040
Sure she bought some.. they're in her bra.

CHANGE - So, how's that working for you?

TAGS: economy work employment
Rating: 2.96/5

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rerun - April 16, 2011, 1:08 pm, #216552

Irony, somebody with "current" in their name comments on a poster that is over two years old.
Current Resident - April 16, 2011, 11:23 am, #216546
I hope he rocks for you. He cost me my job. Our company got Obamasized. Cheers.
caiderman98 - August 2, 2009, 1:42 pm, #103902


TAGS: economy socialism
Rating: 2.47/5

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MO - August 16, 2009, 5:30 pm, #108785
Meah, see? Meah! This needs some more work. So much more potential funny in there.....

hope -

TAGS: hopes economy debts money poor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:01 am, #250609
Thanks, I hoped it would come across that way.
Reality Lord - October 25, 2013, 4:05 pm, #250599

powerful priss...nice

Inflation -

Throughout History -

TAGS: prices money economy gas conspiracy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2013, 12:54 am, #251376
Interesting. Would 10gal be enough or 15?
EmilioDumphque - December 4, 2013, 2:33 am, #251362
You'll need a can that holds more than five gallons. They put clockers in the pump that pump true for the smaller amounts the BWM tests them with. Then they speed up.

Penicillin -

TAGS: shakespeare penicillin economy fix
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - February 16, 2014, 6:16 pm, #253013
I'd say: let's inject the politicians with it!

Death By China -

THE ECONOMY - Even Phydeaux is having a hard time getting people on the bus.

The Bright Side -


TAGS: economy office consumer
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:10 pm, #174357
True, true... sadly true, pie.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:43 pm, #174354
You need dark colors to paint the complete picture too. 5L
ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 1:13 am, #174058
Cool, I'll give you points for that. I'm pretty much right there with ya'.
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 1:10 am, #174055
I'm an upbeat cynic. Look at most everything cynically, but none of it gets me down or feeling negative. I just enjoy being right 75% of the time.
ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 1:07 am, #174054
Don;'t get me wrong, Aggy, this is quality stuff. I just "Always look on the bright side of life" (whistling to the tune)
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 1:00 am, #174052
I like making ones like this... drags people down. I've made them before. I could never grudge a 4... still great.
ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 12:54 am, #174051
If I could have given you a 4.5, I would have. Believe it or not I'm a 'glass is half full' kinda guy.
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 12:45 am, #174050
Thanks just the same.
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 11:30 pm, #174039
Sorry Aggy, only 4 pessimistic Ls.
GreyScorpion - April 29, 2010, 10:14 pm, #174030
5 Arid days ahead

fixing the economy -

Due to the Economic Collapse -


TAGS: economy and rumors
Rating: 3.25/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:31 am, #129914
5 "I'll bring the Vodka" Poodles
rerun - October 22, 2009, 7:43 pm, #129734

Haar, something we should know about? I was going to bring donuts....

THE ECONOMY - It's Affecting Everyone. Even Disney Characters.

TIME OUT - Economy class never looked this good!

TAGS: kid time out aircraft economy class
Rating: 2.81/5

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Shtoink - June 3, 2009, 2:18 am, #83870
oh ya they do! they fly in the rain and also when the frost gets defrosted. im being serious too! they also have the sprayer for wiper fluid
Mosethyoth - June 3, 2009, 1:55 am, #83865
Until now I haven't known that airplanes have such wipers.

EASTER DINNER - Thanks to a wonderful economy!!

TAGS: economy
Rating: 2.8/5

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JULIE BISHOP - "Oh so now we know who took all the money from the economy" -Claire Hooper

GM STOCKS - go down the drain, no wonder when they're backed up by the dollar...

TAGS: usa economy gm stocks dollar
Rating: 2.33/5

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Duh - June 17, 2009, 7:36 pm, #87843
Can you say "unions"? They're a f***ing anchor around the neck of business. And Zero just signed us up for more of that ****.
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 6:12 pm, #71655
It makes me wonder how they could possibly have missed the elevation in gasprices before it was too late, any good marketa***yst should have seen it coming... methinks conspiracy
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:27 pm, #31489
That's what you get for making gas hog SUVs. But it was just bad timing that the gas hogs came out when gas prices went up.

INCOMPETENT - "The fundamentals of our economy are strong" -John McCain, after AIG crashed

TAGS: aig john mccain economy fundamentals incompetant
Rating: 2.26/5

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a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:18 pm, #101860
The difference being that McCain made that comment literally hours after the markets took a collective ****. Besides, we do need regulation because capitalists are, for lack of a better word, f***ing greedy.
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm, #101858
And yet, when President Obama said the same thing after his inauguration, no mockery. By the way, if the fundamentals weren't strong, why is the dollar worth so much internationally still?

"NO GOOD BASTARDS" - What the unemployed are according to Canadian MP Gerald Keddy.

TAGS: economy politics canada
Rating: 1.5/5

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Derek - November 24, 2009, 3:53 pm, #139356
That's right! They make MPs look bad.

THIS IS YOUR FAULT! - You screwed the economy, you clean it up!

PENNIES - Slowly reducing the American economy to poverty

TAGS: penny lincoln american economy
Rating: 1.36/5

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barockeva - January 11, 2009, 1:12 pm, #51249
That's because they stupidly invested in ours.
AwNaw - October 13, 2008, 1:59 pm, #27389
If I remember correctly, Europe's economy is crashing as well (and China's)...

Facades -

IPad -

Don't give up -

TAGS: jobless unemployed economy
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 2:41 am, #257664
Ouch. Recently been there and not recovered. Yet, this too, shall pass. 5J ob apps completed...
spanko - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm, #257651
GaryO - November 5, 2014, 7:01 pm, #257648
spanko rolls
spacedog - November 5, 2014, 7:00 pm, #257646
Boom. 5L again.
maoworks2 - November 5, 2014, 9:44 am, #257641
You Got It Brother 5L .

I Was Going To Make Some Jokes About the Unemployed -

TAGS: unemployed jokes humor economy jobs
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - January 18, 2015, 12:09 am, #259525
I'm am also a keeper of the beat and purveyor of truly cool riffs! Awesome!
Oldsod - January 17, 2015, 6:31 am, #259517
No...I'm a bass player. Both in the musical and Shakespearean sense.
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:11 am, #259512
5 groaning laughing lions! LUV IT! Nice axe collection! Did you ever break a 'G' string while fingering 'A' minor?
Oldsod - January 16, 2015, 10:30 am, #259501
In the interest of full disclosure...this one was inspired by one of my students (Dustin) who knows I love a horrible pun.
GaryO - January 16, 2015, 8:33 am, #259500
Olds; Administer of PUNishment. Delight of the masochist. 5 winces
Silverheart - January 16, 2015, 8:12 am, #259499
Ouch. Pun so bad, and I know that pain (miss the collecting benefits & doing NOTHING, don't miss the stress and worry of job search) 5L
concern3 - January 16, 2015, 3:45 am, #259497
words, 5er

Sunshine -